"All good people are weak, they are good because they are not strong enough to be evil" - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. " - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976) "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963) "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977) "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964) "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. " - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. " - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) "No one can earn a million dollars honestly. " - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. " - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975) "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. " - General George Patton (1885-1945) "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. " - Thomas Jones "Opportunities multiply as they are seized. " - Sun Tzu "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)